Welcome to the Yellow Towel

	Schedule & Prices
Next Showing		Admission Price
5:30 AM		$2.00
M, T, W, Th, F		$1.00 w/ Coupon

Question:	What is the Yellow Towel?
Answer:	It's a long story, but in short... our RA, Christy, is on an all male floor and she has to use our showers, well she has this small yellow towel that she walks back from the showers in. As broke as we all are, we wanted to make some money so we decided that we would sell admission to see Christy in her yellow towel.

A note from management: People have requested a picture of the 'star' posted here, but for the betterment of the Internet and to make sure that people are not frightened, we won't be posting a picture here anytime soon.